Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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