I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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