Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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