I cockslap morals
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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