The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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