i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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