I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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