Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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