woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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