i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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