can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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