I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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