youre lurking in front of me
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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