Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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