Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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