Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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