I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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