After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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