i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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