suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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