But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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