Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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