Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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