Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
