Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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