..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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