It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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