How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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