: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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