At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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