she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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