That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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