yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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