You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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