You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
