Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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