If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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