margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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