This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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