Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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