it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
