Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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