had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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