is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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