my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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