I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
