when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
