your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
