just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Still dying that you shit outside
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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