We are two peas in an std pod
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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