another moral hangover. fuck.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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