I want to stick my p in your. b.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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