Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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