So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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