the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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